Port Forwarding is my Cardio
Skip the treadmill—real homelab heroes break a sweat setting up port rules at 2AM. Whether you're punching holes in firewalls or explaining NAT to your confused roommate, this shirt tells the world where your priorities (and heart rate) lie.
Perfect for sysadmins, network engineers, self-hosting warriors, and anyone who’s ever typed iptables with pride. Rock this minimalist tee at your next LAN party, data center run, or coffee-fueled debugging session.
Bonus: No actual cardio required.
More details
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
- Relaxed fit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Geek of all Trades
- Email: geekofalltrades-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Port Forwarding is my Cardio Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
26.62
|
18.25
|
16.25
|
|
M
|
28
|
20.25
|
17.75
|
|
L
|
29.37
|
22
|
19
|
|
XL
|
30.75
|
24
|
20 1/2
|
|
2XL
|
31.62
|
26
|
21.75
|
|
3XL
|
32 1/2
|
27.75
|
23.25
|
|
4XL
|
33 1/2
|
29.75
|
24.63
|